"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers
a bad bitch like me is going through some emotions rn but that’s ok bc I’m still bad
an important factual presentation by me
All the facts.
— My friend’s Mom (via oitheresawargoingonhere)
Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will
- help them order food when it’s too scary
- walk with them through crowded places
- help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
- not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed
and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3
I have so many beautiful friends like this ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I like the idea of taking every woman joke from the last season, and turning them into Moffat jokes.
The whole side chick main chick bullshit is boys trying to create a pop culture in which cheating on the woman you’re with is considered cool or normal.
Don’t perpetuate it.